Five words: "I HATE INSTITUTIONAL REVIEW BOARD!"
I am now on my fourth revision of a study proposal that has been reviewed by four people including my temporary advisor, two IRB staffers and our department rep on the IRB - all of whom said some version of, "Looks great. No problem."
Um, this study will never happen and from now on, I'm quantitative all the way.
Because the rabbit was so entertaining, I am adding this to drive home my point. Seriously IRB committee: "African or European?"