Monday, June 23, 2008

Can I Get an Amen?!

I have a favorite bra. It is the Full Coverage bra from Victoria's Secret. Every year in December I buy two of this bra with my birthday coupon from VS. I love this bra.

Last year when I went in to buy my bra I got the bad news: discontinued. NOOOOOOOO! I was devastated. They showed me the new style and I bought it. I hate it. It has too much padding and is designed to push the ladies up and to the center, thus creating copious cleavage in the form of a third breast right in the middle of my chest. Mr. Eris likes the bra. I hate it. I want to set it on fire and dance around it - bra-less.

On Saturday I was at the mall (a place I never go). They have remodeled our VS so I decided to drop in and see how it looks. Holy Crap!!! My bra is back!!! I was so excited I almost cried - seriously. I went in the dressing room and tried it on and there in the mirror were my two breasts. Perfectly supported and happy as ever. Ah, the joy of a perfect bra.

I drove to a different mall so I could have two. Thank you, VS, for bringing back my bra.


Muriel said...

Wow, I may have to check this out. I don't think I have ever in my boob bearing years found one I liked.

Athena said...

Let me give my testimony that I love and believe in the same bra. In desperation Monday night I bought a cheap Hanes from Shopko, I would like to repent of my sin, as I HATE this bra already. There's nothing like the comfort of VS bras to sooth the soul.


Numismatist Facts said...

Oh, the ecstasy of a good bra. The zipper on my running bra broke last week and I'm dreading having to buy another one.

A nice fit is one pleasure that a man won't ever have. However, there is a guy at the pool with the biggest set of moobs I've ever seen. Maybe I should send him to your VS.

C&K Finley said...

Honestly, I have to agree with you! Every year I wait for that semi-annual bra fact I'm waiting right now! Chris just laughs at me because I refuse to buy anything else! There's just something comforting about lifting and seperating - in a good way!

Muriel said...

In my preparations for trying this new bra I noticed their are quite a few styles in the "full coverage" line. Can you give me a make and model please so I know exactly what to ask for? Thanks, your a peach.