So, my right eye hurts. It feels like I have a bruise - and yet, I do not have a bruise.
I think I might have pink eye.
Now where in the world do you think I could have caught that?
So, upon further review, pink eye does not seem to be the culprit. You may ask how I reached this conclusion? Two reasons:
1. No yucky discharge. My eye is goop free.
2. I have not been peeing in the street.
I am now fairly convinced this eye problem is a result of wearing contacts meant to be used for one month for.... um... five months. Ooops.