Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Threat Level "Red"

I will not negotiate with a terrorist. My baby sleepover time has been hijacked by a Looney-loving, pixelated, coin collector. Now, instead of a blue-eyed princess playing with the little Ms.es I get the key to the house and a map to the dog food. This is unacceptable.

Even better? I recently found out that this same individual has initiated contact with not only the Duchess, but Athena as well. The goddess of war?! What else could she have in mind than a full attack? Well, I have my emergency kits and food supply. Bring it on! So, my internet freedom lovers: Are you with me or against me?

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6 comments:

Numismatist Facts said...

Threat level has been reduced to gold, the color of eyes that I thought you preferred. I am willing to negotiate a truce.

athena said...

Are you sure you want to wage war against me? I will come and trash your office!

Casidub said...
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Casidub said...

I will witness for you.
And if necessary, fight.

Numismatist Facts said...

Casi, you need to quit reading.
Now.

The Duchess said...

LOL - this was funny!